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How much do you ~LOVE~ your
Fenton Glass?
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This is a psychological analysis
to take privately if you wish to evaluate the
degree of love (addiction) you hold for Fenton Glass.
The following test is only for
fun.
- Do you buy at least 2 pieces of Fenton per month?
- Do you have more than 1 china cabinet to display your
Fenton collection?
- Do you feel as though you're going thru withdrawal if you
don't buy Fenton on a regular, monthly basis?
- Do you have more Fenton than what you can actually
display in your home & have to stash your extra
pieces under a bed or table?
- Do you get anxious when you know the new Fenton catalog
will be coming out?
- Have you been to the Fenton factory so much that you even
know where the public restrooms & drinking
fountains are located there?
- Do you buy Fenton for gifts even if the recipient does
not collect it?
- Do you find yourself juggling your budget to buy more
Fenton?
- Have you ever put off paying a bill so you could buy more
Fenton?
- When a new glass color comes out, have you ever
felt as though you needed to get every piece Fenton
makes in that color?
- Do you plan family vacations around your Fenton
collection (ie, conventions, factory tour,
buying trips, etc.)?
- Do you use Fenton to decorate for the holidays?
- Do you show new Fenton to your pets for their
"approval"?
- Do you hide new purchases so someone else won't know you
bought more glass?
- When asked about a new piece, have you ever said,
"Oh, I've had that piece for a while."
(even if "a while" is only one day)?
- Does your family library consist of more than half of the
books being related to Fenton Glass?
- Have you in the past or would you in the future travel
more than 100 miles to buy Fenton Glass?
- Do you know more about the Fenton Family history (who was
related to who) than you do your
own family tree?
- Have you ever started an unsuspecting child with an
"innocent" Fenton collection such as a baby gift?
- Do you know the way to the Fenton factory without even
using a road map?
- Do you know the Fenton family members on a first name
basis - such as "George" rather than Mr. Fenton?
- Do you collect the same shape of an item & don't care
if it's the same mold as long as it's a different
color or design?
- Do you have 50 or more of the same mold but in different
colors & designs?
- Can you name at least 10 or more design decorations
without looking in a book?
- Do you stay up past your usual bedtime or loose sleep
just to check the online auctions for more Fenton?
- Have you ever saved a broken piece of Fenton because,
even though you could not display it, it was still
"too Pretty to throw away"?
- Do you have at least 5 web sites pertaining to Fenton
Glass bookmarked for direct links on your computer?
- Do you have any pictures of your Fenton collection in
your purse or wallet?
- Do you have any out of date Fenton catalogs - even though
you can't order from them you feel they are
still good for reference & you enjoy looking at them?
- Do you think a "hanging heart" refers
to something other than a feeling you have if you have been
jilted in a love affair?
- Do you email friends about Fenton Glass?
- Do you write about Fenton Glass in your snail mail
to other? (ie, greeting cards & holiday letters)
- Do you own more than 3 Fenton lamps & use them mainly
for decoration?
- Have you ever decorated a room in your home around the
design or color of a piece of Fenton Glass?
- Do you have your Fenton dealer's phone number
memorized?
- Do you even use Fenton Glass to decorate in your
bathroom?
- Do you belong to least one online chat group related to
collecting Fenton Glass?
- Do you call in sick to work or stay home just to watch
QVC on TV if they will be offering Fenton Glass?
- Have you ever bought your husband, wife or
significant other a gift of Fenton when secretly it was a piece
you wanted for yourself?
- When you hear the word "Topaz" do you think of
Fenton Glass rather than a gemstone?
- Have you ever bought yourself a piece of Fenton Glass
only to discover later it was a duplicate piece to
one you already owned at home?
- Have you ever delayed going someplace just in case the
mailman will possibly make a delivery with a
Fenton Glass package to your home?
- Has any of your gift wish lists ever had Fenton as the
first item on your want list?
- Have you ever talked to your Fenton dolls or Fenton
animals?
- Have you ever hidden the cost of what you paid for a
piece of Fenton Glass?
- Do you rearrange your Fenton displays more than you do
your furniture.
- Have you ever sold or gotten rid of a needed piece of
furniture such as a bed, chair or sofa to make
more room for another china cabinet?
- Do you have Holiday decorations such as Santas, Snowmen or
Christmas Trees out year round rather
than only at the designated season which most people would display the
same item?
- Do you have any clothing advertising the Fenton Art Glass
Company such as aT-shirt or sweatshirt?
- Have you ever taken a survey to decide if you are
hopelessly addicted to collecting Fenton Art Glass?
If you answered "YES"
to
10 or less -
there may still hope for you
11 - 18
- you are loosing control
19 - 26
- not much hope in kicking your habit on your own
27 - 31
- addicted to collecting Fenton - need to go to a self help clinic
32 or more - Hopelessly
addicted to your affection for Fenton - no help available at this
point
Go
For the cure.